Ranch without the nutritional regret.
Thick, tangy protein ranch made with real cottage cheese — with a fraction of the calories and fat of traditional ranch.
Same reason you love ranch. Very different macros.
Get first access, launch pricing, and early-batch updates.
First batch: 100 bottles. That's it.
One bottle. Very different macros.
Compare an entire 10 oz bottle of Ranch Haus with the same amount of traditional ranch.
Ranch Haus
Traditional Ranch
1,100
fewer calories
Based on a 10 oz amount, equal to 10 × 2 tbsp servings. Traditional ranch comparison based on 130 calories, 14g fat and 0.5g protein per 2 tbsp.
The Ranch Haus Difference
We replaced the mayo.
With cottage cheese.
Creamy ranch flavor built with cottage cheese, low-fat buttermilk and the seasonings you actually want in ranch.
Cottage Cheese
The creamy foundation, in place of mayo.
Low-Fat Buttermilk
The tang you expect from real ranch.
Ranch Seasoning & Herbs
Dill, garlic, onion and black pepper.
Traditional Ranch
Mayo-heavy base
Ranch Haus
Cottage cheese base
Macros don't matter if the ranch isn't good.
Ranch Haus was built to taste like ranch first — thick, tangy and herb-forward — with the macros as the bonus.
Because nobody wants another “healthy alternative” that tastes like an alternative.
Put it on everything.
Wings. Fries. Veggies. Pizza. We're not here to judge.
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The Founding 100
100 bottles. One first drop.
Our first production run is intentionally small. The first 100 customers to actually purchase Ranch Haus get 50% off their first order.
100
Bottles in batch one
Joining early access doesn't reserve a bottle — it puts you first in line the moment batch one drops.
Join Early AccessJoin early access.
Be the first to know when Ranch Haus drops. The first 100 customers get 50% off their first order.
Questions, answered.
Traditional ranch leans heavily on mayonnaise and oil. Ranch Haus starts with a cottage cheese base instead, along with low-fat buttermilk and ranch seasoning.
That isn't the goal. Cottage cheese gives us the creamy base — buttermilk and ranch seasoning deliver the ranch flavor you're actually after.
However you use ranch now — wings, fries, vegetables, pizza, wraps, salads and more.
The Founding 100 are the first 100 customers who purchase Ranch Haus when our first batch launches. They get 50% off their first order.
No. The first batch is limited to 100 bottles. Joining early access means you'll be among the first to know when the drop goes live — it doesn't reserve a bottle.
We're preparing our first limited release now. Early-access subscribers will hear about it first.